IRL BFF BLOG

10th Oct 2011 | 2 notes

Lauren: I'm tired of the lies, Maggie.
Margitte: ??
Lauren: You're just...you're not being honest with me, with anyone.
Margitte: Wha'd I doooooo?
Lauren: Your gchat status always says that you're at lunch, but I know that sometimes you're doing other things!

17th Aug 2011 | 3 notes

Lauren: i have a nasty bruise on my knuckle, but i can't remember who i punched.
Margitte: weird
my friend got a bruise on hir knuckle from fisting
so
?
Lauren: so.
Margitte: so have you been fisting?
Lauren: no
Margitte: oh well there you go
it's not from fisting

13th Jul 2011 | 2 notes

Lauren: omg i have to send you this thing

Margitte: k

Lauren: http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo860seu7C1qixjqko1_400.jpg

Margitte: egads!

Lauren: chris calls it bat pussy

Margitte: LAUREN THAT CANNOT BE UNSEEN

Lauren: i know hahah

spread the lips, spread the love

Margitte: ……

ick

Lauren: i JUST came up with that too

Margitte: ”spread the lips, spread the love” sounds like a pro-STI campaign

Lauren: no that would be “spread the lips, cue applause”

because, y’know, the clap

30th Jun 2011

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Lauren:

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Bottom Lift uses Electronic Muscular Stimulation (EMS) to gently contract your bottom muscles. The 20-minute sessions result in a firmer, lifted bottom when used the recommended 4-5 times per week. In six-week clinical trials*:
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8 out of 10 reported their clothes felt looser.

7 out of 10 reported a more uplifted and well-defined bottom.

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Bottom Lift garment fits hip sizes 36” to 45” (pant sizes 6-18).

Includes one set of four medical-grade GelPads, instruction manual, quick start guide and carrying case.

Please Note: Activator is sold separately and is necessary for the product to work.